Declan has inspired me to utter many strange comments and questions. Most are directed at Christian, some are to Declan, and a couple are at daycare:
- Has he done his giant poop yet today?
- Where did I put the emergency nipple?
- Is poop coming out the sides?
- Baby vomit isn't that gross.
- Baby pee on the wall is better than cat pee.
- Oh good, he farted. That means he's still alive.
- It's only vomit. I'll brush it out.
- Yay! Poop!
- Please try to make dinner without making a sound.
- Do you think we need to upgrade nipples?
- Yay! Burp!
- Was that a dry burp or a wet burp?
- What color was his poop today?
- Can you come here and look at his penis?
I think we'll leave it there.
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